I love limericks, I am always making them up, nell. Nell Rose (author) from England on August 22, 2010: Hi, raisingme, I was going to get ruder then I thought better of it! you take care. There once was a man from Nantucket, who had such a long dick he could suck it. She ate the green cheese Some believe that limericks were originally made to be naughty. endstream endobj 470 0 obj <. jamiecoins from ireland on March 15, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on February 01, 2011: Hi, NLL, glad you liked it! I feel like writing a few myself. A blue jay! he cried. So, as I was in a particularly funny mood, I thought that I would add a few of my favourites here. The book was a huge success, not only makingthe authorpopular, but also boosting the limerick into popular culture across the world. 10 Fucking Limericks ----- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Sharon Graves, El Dorado, AR, That bucket was soon found in Juneau, A strange young fellow from Leeds Or you could try some of these funny poems instead. There once was a man from NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket. John Hansen from Australia (Gondwana Land) on December 09, 2015: Hi Nell, I know I am five years late, but i just came across this hub and I love limericks. Because the limerick is such a flexible form of verse, limericks for kids can be just as funny as clever limericks. Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter, Build an API from a CSV file in 4 minutes. Great stuff! Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). Valheim Genshin Impact Minecraft Pokimane Halo Infinite Call of Duty: Warzone Path of Exile Hollow Knight: Silksong Escape from Tarkov Watch Dogs: Legion. So her fingers slipped in, If youre a word nerd, these grammar jokes will make you cackle. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top lol! Ill have nothing but love left to give. Ill get my dog Rover, I'll try to add one here but it is quite rude so I will edit out one of the words. Ron U. Austin, TX 826 friends 768 reviews An elderly man comes in to see his Doctor. Poetry has taken many different forms with intellectual meanings, deep emotional meanings, and spiritual meanings. So she lifted her dress and said f*** it!. Patrick McKeon, Princeton, NJ, Pa said, Nan, about the bucket: They are tough to write and I never can! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 28, 2011: Bella DonnaDonna from New Orleans, LA on October 28, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 20, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 18, 2011: Cresentmoon2007 from Caledonia, MI on October 18, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 28, 2011: Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant! ha ha thanks nell, Hi, funmontreagirl, thanks most of its from history, but I did add a few! out on Sankaty sand I love limericks I think they are the best sort of poems out there! Click to expand. ** There once was a man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He ran down the street, Dragging his meat, He carried his balls a in bucket There you go And cut off his meat and two veg! From my plentiful stash, When he sells, all that cash hell just truck it! AFAIK, the Bartok limerick is the handiwork of Jim Wildman, whom I haven't seen in ages. thanks for reading, nell, Hi Deborah, good to see you too, and thanks as always, nell. And lightning shot out his ass! Who was doing his wife on the stair brilliant! Meaning "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is a limerick talking about a girl that didn't have her fare. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! Vinaya Ghimire from Nepal on January 31, 2012: I love limericks, I have so often downloaded podcast about limericks produced by the BBC. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man . View all posts by ChuckleBuzz Team, There was a young man from Devizes, Lori Colbo from United States on September 21, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 09, 2011: Hi, Dustin, appreciate it! Fortune: 369 - 378 of 860 from Freebsd Limericks. If you like mysteries, psychic phenomena, true stories or just a good laugh, please feel free to click on my Profile page, the link is below, it would be great to see you. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 09, 2012: Thanks Lee, really funny! grafix!). And he said to the man, For more feathery plays on words, try some of these bird puns that will quack you up. -2 super_ag 7 yr. ago This violates the rules of a limerick where the last line has to rhyme with the first two. It isNational Limerick Day2016 and the jokes are flooding in. funmontrealgirl from Montreal on September 28, 2011: Fantastic. Tony Mead from Yorkshire on June 09, 2012: what a popular hub you have created, so many people joining in and enjoying your effort. Doggy-style was not his game Interestingly enough, I find the first batch of limericks a lot more entertaining than Lear's may I open my eye now?? Along came his wife, An oyster from Kalamazoo / Confessed he was feeling quite blue. There was a young man from Brighton When using the limerick as X-rated humor, you pick words that rhyme with bucket.. As a result, using the explicit and misogynistic versions of the limerick on social platforms could land you in a lot of trouble with the woke mob. so I am glad you liked them and I hope your brother in law does too, thanks for stopping by, cheers nell. There are dozens of examples of rhyming the last word in the limerick. Another mocked, "Tucker is already talking to the guy about a documentary." Another broke into poetry, tweeting, "There once was a man from nantucket. Cheers. Alan Reber, Arizona, She returned with no more than a ducat The dirty, old man from Nantucket. They clang together Besides Iowa, read up on the funniest jokes about all 50 states. With him were real cruel; you cant duck it. The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers to this website may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Advised the two people to chuck it As they fled from the state, who once said to his whore, The man punched at the bucket in shock. She no longer used that brown paper! An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. I really enjoyed the one about Sally! Report as inappropriate 11/26/2017 This Yelper's account has been closed. And finished her off in mid-air. It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 19, 2010: Hi, Sligo, thanks for reading it, I thought you might appreciate this one! Liz Elias from Oakley, CA on February 17, 2017: ROFL! thanks for reading, I am having trouble with my pc at the moment and have also been busy with my brother, I just can't get on here enough these days, but thats gonna change! There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. And the other was big and won prizes. There once was a girl in Milan, New fashions she liked to put on. There once was a young girl in Rome, ha-ha) poetic Irish, is truly hilarious. But a fall on his cutlass But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket! But Nan and the man Who kept all his cash in a bucket. The rocket went bang Thanks Lizzy! Nell Rose (author) from England on September 17, 2012: Hi Mohan, thanks for reading them, my witty little ditties! Who kept all his cash in a bucket. brilliant Paula! cheers nell. Ran away with a man. Inside this room The earliest published work making use of the limerick appeared in 1902. lol glad you liked it, I was just in a funny mood! lol If I could stay in bed all day and just write, then I think I would be happy! The limericksBelow are 3 of the most well-known versions of the limerick, starting with the original dirty one. Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Bill Briggs, Tusseyville, PA. Before Nan lifted that cash and bucket Suzie from Carson City on April 03, 2020: Hello again, NellPerspy actually challenged me to come back here & write a limerick! These (above the belt) mixture of limericks of English drunkards with the (sober? Box 626, Nantucket, MA 02554, or email your limerick. I like your choice, ribald or not, it's just something to have fun with. Did you know Lear was also a brilliant artist? Nell Rose (author) from England on August 18, 2010: Hi, Ivorwen, ha ha that's great, I love limericks we have always made up some at home, and I was in a funny mood! What an entertaining hub you wrote. One Saturday morning at three / A cheesemongers shop in Paree / Collapsed to the ground / With a thunderous sound / Leaving only a pile of de brie. This particular limerick became popular blue comedy in 1902 when it was first published by Prof. Dayton Voorhees in Princeton Tiger. "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is the first line of a limerick about a girl who did not have her fare. Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. The first publication of limericks began in the 18th century, but didnt really gain any popularity until the 19th century. I can tick it! Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge! Pawtucket Times, Well, Nan settled down in Assonet. There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose dick was so long he could suck it.He said with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.". Nithya Venkat from Dubai on May 28, 2014: Enjoyed reading, great limericks! It wasnt his but Pawtucket LOL LOL hahahaha these limericks are priceless. I am rather fond of these bawdy little ditties( careful!) Check out my 4 minute demo: Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! but sorry I will have to take it off because its a bit naughty! There once was a boy named Dan, who wanted to fry in a pan.
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