Naomi Lapaglia: Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Dwayne: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Jordan Belfort: After they left I checked the apartment. Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Jordan Belfort: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . Donnie Azoff: Coming Soon. I'm going to hell, Jordan! Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Holy fuck, you did just say that. It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Jordan Belfort: Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. Are you behind on your credit card bills? And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. Donnie Azoff: In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Don't worry about it, I got it. Guys with sales experience. Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. They dont give a shit about money. You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Naomi Lapaglia: I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Maybe sell the house. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Donnie Azoff: With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Right, right. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. All right, get the fuck off my boat. it doesnt exist. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Good for you, little man. Jordan Belfort: And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. Oh, you're investing in Italy? By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. a depend on what exactly? She's the best. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. Jordan Belfort: Gotta pump those numbers up. Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. Jordan Belfort: Don't you fucking Duchess me! Jordan Belfort: Theyre wrapped in sheets. [All at once] But, But what was wrong with that? [bursting into laughter] THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Jean Jacques Saurel: With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. Think about it. I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. She even hired a gay butler. Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? Naomi Lapaglia: Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Jordan Belfort: Jordan, it's fucking good, right? Jordan Belfort: I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. I don't have jack-shit. I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . Are you behind on you credit card bills? Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. Naomi and I got along. Her pussy was like heroin to me. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Don't you wanna be my friend? So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Donnie Azoff: There is no such thing as bad publicity. It's got no no alcohol. FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. Max Belfort: Oh my God! Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Jordan Belfort: The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Right, exactly. You don't love me anymore, huh? Jesus Christ. Patrick Denham: Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You're never gonna see the kids again! See. That's the fuckin' point. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. Oh, California? Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Jordan Belfort: Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: No, there's no alcohol. It's just stupid. I will not die sober! The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . You think I would let my kids near you? Patrick Denham: That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! Is he is he wearing a bowtie? But he didn't go along with us. Some of these girls, you should see them. fucking digits. Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. I can't untie you! Donnie Azoff: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Good morning, daddy. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: I'm fucked up, Brad. Fun coupons! You called the captain the n-word. Come for me, baby. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Welcome back. You're gonna give me a pass? By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. It's like lasers. Do you guys not want to make money? The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. Naomi Lapaglia: All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Are you out of your fucking mind? Jordan Belfort: Okay, let's do it. Rogue wave! Is it, is it mayhem? I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. Everybody on point! I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. Jordan Belfort: I'm also Dutch, German, English. Donnie Azoff: Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Captain Ted Beecham: And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong! Turn around! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Mark Hanna: And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. [Furious about newspaper article] Good! The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Yeah I'm sure. In which case, you know, we could start fresh. The wolf of Wall Street they call me! And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. That's right. Is your landlord ready to evict you? When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money. Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Naomi Lapaglia: Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Jordan Belfort: You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Donnie Azoff: You're doing fucking drugs right now? Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Bo Dietl: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: California, baby! Donnie Azoff: How about that, faggot? The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Jordan Belfort: You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. Like, um, three or four. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Jordan Belfort: Nothing. No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. [pushes him away with her legs] I want to make money. What's he doing? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street Bang, bang, bang. [pauses] This is what you do? Donnie! New world. Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? I'm sure. That's my boy right there. Am I crazy? Naomi Lapaglia: Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Let me get that right. Movie Info. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. Naomi Lapaglia: You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? You gotta stay relaxed. You can't even buy them anymore. Fuck you! Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Guinea Gulch. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. [to Jordan after the incident] Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Is your landlord ready to evict you? I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: It's not fucking real. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Go on. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. [also in thoughts] Jordan Belfort: But thats not because youre a failure. Terms and Policies Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Not to mention countless dollars. It kind of wigs some people out. Get off me! It's flooded! Sell that. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Mark Hanna: Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. Is there an apology message on the machine?" I don't care whose birthday it is. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Once in the morning, right after I work out. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. Jordan Belfort: I heard some stupid shit. I want you to fuck me real hard. Patrick Denham: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. Jordan Belfort: With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. Is that right? Jordan Belfort: After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? They're business expenses. Jordan Belfort: The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. Fuck. Drama, If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? There were two guys over there on the table. Good! Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. Right! What the fuck does that even mean? Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. You're sick! They all want something for nothing. And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Mark Hanna: The world of investing can be a jungle. Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: [holding his child] They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. Power. Bears. That was you! [masturbates to Naomi] Donnie Azoff: Uh, what the fuck! While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . What? Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Jordan Belfort: Daddy shouldn't waste his time. it's partly due to dicaprio. the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Naomi Lapaglia: And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. I got you. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. What, if the kid's retarded? There were four right here. Naomi Lapaglia: The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. An I.P.O. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? You fucking bitch! My name is Jordan Belfort. [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. You're in the fucking minor leagues. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Twenty fucking years! Just hold on tight. Coming Soon. WHY? Mark Hanna: Do I Do I I jerk off? Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Donnie. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. Who? Hi, fellas! I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Its because you have not learnt enough. Is it Wednesday already? Pick up the phone and start dialing!
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